stupidstagram:

U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

(Source: natnovna)

andrew-ledger:

do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away

(Source: natural-charisma)

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

svff:

My daily mid-stretch crisis

autotrophe:

I saw you at your worst and I stayed. You saw me at my best and you still left.

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

maurypovichofficial:

1D you have no ownership of any women if she leaves you then it’s her choice not an act of theft by another person. imma still bop to it tho…imma still bop to it

jennacolaman:

SAM PEPPERS VIDEO IS OFFICIALLY OFF YOUTUBE!
AND HIS CHANNEL IS SUSPENDED!

So this guy I matched with on tinder messaged me a Star Wars pick up line but I’m busy so I’m not responding and then he messages me again like wow you must not like Star Wars I hate it when girls say that just to get guys like me at which point I responded hey asshole good luck getting laid with that elitist sexist attitude unmatched